A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.
Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.
i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs
ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?
A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.
Both the question is offline and the person!
(person1)
What time is it?
(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!
(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.
I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.
One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.
My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...