Country Dictionary

A thick black girl.

Damn, that girl is a oil rig.

A fetishist act in which one takes multiple doses of laxatives and has a partner place his/her mouth to their anus and suck out the liquefied feces.

Fernando lost a bet to Octavio, and was forced to be on the consumer end of an Oil Rig.

To fill a small cylindrical bin to the top with tissues that have been used to wipe up ejaculatory fluid and no other items of rubbish are contained in the bin

My mum came in my room and saw my oil rig today

A fart that exits and then lurks in the air for a minute or two then releases it's wrath for the world to smell. The key to this fart is the delay of the smell.

Miles let out a Brazilian oil rig which, when it was smelled, could be detected all the way from San Francisco.

The act of pouring vegetable oil in a girl's anus and pumping it out with your penis. Depending on the girl it might come out a little dirty!

Person 1: I heard you Dirty Oil Rigged Chelsea last night

Person 2: Yeah I struck oil. It made a huge mess and her parents were pissed.

When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.

I gave Candy the old Texas Oil Rig.

A dirty deed indeed. The male must first start eating fried chicken with waffles, while simultaneously drilling the female anally. After a few minutes of relaxing the female's sphincter, the man should pull out, immediately followed by the female having explosive diarrhea everywhere (this can be aided by giving her a laxative and a chipotle burrito before hand). The bursts of fecal material coming from her anus will resemble oil shooting up from the ground.

Guy: Dude my girlfriend and I did the mississippi oil rig yesterday and completely destroyed my sheets.

Other guy: Why are you talking to me?