A fork of Rural Dictionary
the extra flop of skin that lollops over the whole of the knob, very satisfying to twiddle
"so, what have you been doing all day?"
"ah you know, twiddling my foreskin"
The fleshy thing that hangs on the end of a penis. Not to be confused with a woman.
Softer than Silk, Tighter than a chipotle burrito, and chewier than a gummy worm
His Foreskin got stuck in his fly
A form of currency used by David to pay for his first wife Michal. As explained in 1 Samuel 18:25-27 of the Bible, Saul's asking price was 100 foreskins. David was feeling generous and paid twice the asking price.
1 Samuel 18:25-27
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)