A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.
Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word. Two words that conflict eachother
Examples of an oxymoron: Obama Care Naturally Artificial Toyota Stop
Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.
Utah Jazz. Military Intelligence. Microsoft Code.
when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region
Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling
A not-so-popular mixed drink. It consists of: one shot of vodka 1/2 shot of lemon juice one teaspoon honey It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.
I had 20 oxymorons last night, at least I think I did...
A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".
That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.