Country Dictionary

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Pack Mule

A friend of middle eastern decent who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

by Prestige3 August 01, 2008

Pack Mule

When you fudge pack a mule, donkey, horse, zebra, unicorn (watch out for his pokey thing) or like creature.

Bill was a real pack mule. His habitual beastiality got him in trouble repeatedly at the local zoo.

by sacopex February 22, 2004

pack mule

large penis on par with the size of a pack mule

hung like a pack mule

by robunda April 02, 2006

Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

by Nukaworldsupreme November 02, 2019