A fork of Rural Dictionary
A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers
Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!
The original park avenue princess was Nan Kempner. Park avenue princesses are generally rich heiresses of wealthy business moguls who live on the prestigious Park Avenue in New York City who inherits their family fortune. Usually blonde, rich family, famous, and socialite.
Books like "The Princess of Park Avenue" and "Bergdorg Blondes".
Some examples of park avenue princesses are Nan Kempner. If Paris Hilton lived on Park Avenue, she'd be one.
Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!