A fork of Rural Dictionary
That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.
"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."
The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.
See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?
A word used in common sentences to address a person in a cordial manner. While fishing it is a great way to get the attention of the person you are fishing with. It is a Cajun French word word used by many people in South Louisiana for generations before and in the future. There are various ways to pronounce the word and it is highly flexible in any slang. It is a word derived from the word punch.
Hey, Paunche’, can you grab me that bottle of Jack Daniels to start our bender? Paunche’, get over here now. I just caught a toad of a bass!
A person who is melodramatic, forgetful, lazy, hears but doesn't listen. Loves watching parakeet and cat videos in their spare time and makes annoying choo-choo noises
Carol- Did you put the empty egg tray in the fridge. Adrian - Yea, I totally forgot to throw it out. Carol - You're quite the paunches Adrian - *Whistles like a parakeet*