A fork of Rural Dictionary
a stuck up hypocritical bitch who's mom goes on facebook complaining about kids being assholes to her daughter. but get this, her kid is the biggest asshole there is.
person 1: you know payden mathieson?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?
A hardworking, tough, handsome cowboy with a great beard. Sings like a bird and good with a guitar. He’s a lover of all women but especially goth girls.
“Hey Payden did you see that goth girl” “yeah we’re going out next Friday”!
A hardworking, tough, handsome cowboy with a great beard. Sings like a bird and good with a guitar. He’s a lover of all women but especially goth girls.
“Hey Payden did you see that goth girl” “yeah we’re going out next Friday”!
Awesome, sexy queen of the universe!
Wow! Payden hall is an awesome, sexy queen!
When a guy is laying in bed beating off and he cums and it lands on his mustache then he proceeds to lick it off.
My girlfriend asked me to dirty payden myself while she watched.