A fork of Rural Dictionary
standing for 'post bitch traumatic stress'.
pbts is the fear of going to a social event after being an absolute bitch to peole who will also be attending the event.
Sarah: How pumped are you to rock the party tonihgt?
Jade: nah, I was a total bitch to vic the other night and now im suffering from PBTS
When my wife got out of the shower naked with her tits looking overly engorged and extra veiny and juicy, I yelled “holy fuck babe bring those PBT’s over here and put them in my mouth!”
Paper Bag Treatment Shag - To have sex with someone who is ugly or to comment on how someone has a nice body but an ugly face
Boy 1: "She's hot"
Boy 2: "Oh Yeah? Wait till she turns around she's a PBTS"
A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.
Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).