A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. See hipster. 2. An orange peele. 3. A critically acclaimed indie musician hailing from Cornelius, North Carolina. He enjoys hanging out with his friends. He once thought himself to be a hipster. He writes songs for all occasions, and they tell stories. He has a unique voice. He also eats butterflies and poops rainbows. He has a kangaroo farm in his backyard called the Kanga Rooh Club. He also enjoys swimming and playing in a marching band. The end.
1. That guy's such a peele. 2. Are you gonna eat (your) peele? 3. Peele puts a smile on my face!
To be removed from existence, made into pieces, or just death in general. A common phrase to use after stumbling upon a situation where somebody has been “peeled” is to say “OH MY GOD THEY PEELED THEM!!” using any other pronouns if you so desire.
Example 1: Person 1 stumbles upon Person 3’s dead body. Person 1: “Oh my god they peeled them!!” Example 2: Person 2 realizes that Person 5 has gone missing without a trace. Person 2: “Oh my god they peeled them!!”
One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia. This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway. One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you? Peel: i have, why? Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel