Country Dictionary

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

Using your cockhole to hold a pen and write with it, as per the Game Grumps.

Please note that i wrote this letter in the way of the penix

A good play to run in Deathball if you and a m8 are close to eachother and there are no defenders around. Ball carrier throws the ball high off the back wall and then gets boosted to it. He then proceeds to shoot at the goal.

"PENIX dat shit!" - Dirt

The sauce flying out of one or more penix

I blew my penix butter all over her face

A measurement of one's online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilitites and assets or a reflection of one's ability to win online arguments. See e-penis and penix

We just come to see giant American e-penix! Our e-penix is very small... So very, very small. But you Americans' e-penix is huge! Enormous e-penix! E-penix so big, so very, very big! We are happy to be in same room with huge American e-penix!

When a dick rises from the ashes like a phoenix from fucking a really ugly chick and getting to bone a really hot one

Did you hear about John's dick he officially has a Penix

adj. in absence of penis n. a non-penis object

Dude, that car is totally penix. Lame. I don't know what that cloud looks like, but it's definitely penix.