A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang word for dick. See also: dick donga Richard
The scientific name for a man's penis is dick.
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Man penis is all i can think of
Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US (from condom slogans): 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love!
Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.
the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team
sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever! sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too. sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!
A)The envy of all men! B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari." B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)." C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight." D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. 1. Wanger 2. Love Length 3. Schlong 4. Boomhound 5. Vainy Love Tree etc
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree stop hitting me with your wanger is that a boomhound or a bus?
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis. Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis. Wow, check out the penis on that guy.