A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.
Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.
The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.
Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.
A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.
It also makes you black.
Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick
A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.