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Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 11, 2024

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022

Person Name

The most amazing awesome person ever who is superior to everyone else and super cute and hot and awesome and definitely didn’t write this definition by themselves.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Person Name made 700 billion dollars just today?

John: Yeah, all while saving puppies from burning buildings and stopping meteors from hitting the Earth and definitely not writing extremely specific UrbanDictionary entries about how awesome they are!

by eden_essence February 23, 2025

PERSONAL NAME VULNERABILITY OF ACQUISITION

A DARK SERIAL KULLER'S BIGGEST LIE and they know why they are killing PROSTITUTES and HOLELESS PEOPLE.

CASE IN POINT ...TRUIST TOBY MAC SON DIES OOCTOBER 24, 2020 and TRUIST CORPORATION officially forms NOVEMBER 11, 2020 just 18 days AFTER.

Extraordinary complex in nature as other definitions utilizing SEXUAL PRACTICES, PIVOTAL PEOPLE, MAJOR AND EVEN MINOR NEWS EVENTS , CAUSES , MEDIA OPINION etc. to be applied continuously.

I am terribly sorry CLAY who spoke on HOWARD STERN RADIO and kept saying he had no idea why he kills , (but he had poor paralanguage and weak cycle logic ), but the reason you are killing is you are handsomely rewarded by the BRO BRUNO MACHO and the true motive is for the PERSONAL NAME VULNERABILITY OF ACQUISITION where there is a CORPORATION OR OTHER ENTITY need for a name to be applied at time of a finished corporate merger acquisition agreements .

As a VANGUARD to the merger of SUN TRUST AND B B & T BANCORP TOBY MAC SON who had a METHYL AMPHETAMINE ADDICTION and used FENTANYL was pushed out of LIFE MISERY by the fact that HIS PERSONAL NAME VULNERABILITY OF ACQUISITION hence now utilized immediately by the SIXTH LARGEST BANK BY ASSETS the TRUIST CORPORATION.

Being as it may PERSONAL NAME VULNERABILITY OF ACQUISITION is fairly extensive in SCOPE and to list the true explanation it comes in three HOMONYMS of the three following RACKETEERING, RACKETIERING, and RACKETEARING which more than adequately explains the process of thinking to EFFECT THIS OUTCOME.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 09, 2022

The person named joe

The person named joe is a person who has the ability to be hidden. The person named joe is impossible to find as people believe to be able to cross through worlds. Some people said they saw someone teleport into this planet. The people say they saw the person with a name tag with the name joe. Some say myth some say true but.... I think that it is a myth.

Agent: Have you seen The person named joe?
Me: No
Agent: He's Clear.

by The all knowing Potato April 02, 2024