A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.
Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench) Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.
An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact. Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to. Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc. Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )
Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.
John: Hi Jane. Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground. John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $* Jane: Biggety back that ass up! John: You shameless pervert.
When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!
Ew that's pervertism