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pestilence

A Famous Long time Family on the online game named Mafia life also known as Pests

One of the most Respected Families on Mafialife is the Pestilence Family

by Rich "Shinebox" Bartaous April 03, 2007

pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed! Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

by danthor March 02, 2009

ride the wings of pestilence

make the best out of an already bad situation, to turn a bad situation around so it suits you.

ride the wings of pestilence?

by dirtybiatch July 13, 2005

Pestilence

When anyone is in a bad mood, or is just a straight up asshole all the time.

Carl: "Hey Fuck You Man!" Kevin: "Bro, What The Hell, Quit Being Such Pestilence Right Now"

by Von Stroheim November 24, 2019

Pestilence

A bipolar obese man who terrorizes his family

"The two were getting out of the house in fear that they would be overcome by pestilence"

by Samuel Wesson September 12, 2021

Pestilence

The breakthrough of darkness.

The pestilence broke loose from people's hold on it. Darkness hadn't broken through like this since the 80's when there was a Republican in office, so you know it's got nothing to do with one political party or the other, it's what the people allow instead of what they fight.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Pestilence

Countries other than China aren't learning to live with the coronavirus any more than China is, they're rejecting both the virus and the measures and restrictions against it, and the people that keep pushing and measuring them with restrictions, mandates, and guidelines.

People never accepted the pestilence known as the coronavirus, they have been being told that they accept the mandates, restrictions and guidelines for their safety since the outbreak began, but in reality nobody pushing them around with mandates, guidelines, and restrictions really gives enough of a fuck about them or what they think about the virus to write anything in the news other than what they want the people they are pushing around to read about living with the virus or what they call a new normal. Most people would rather have jobs they know they aren't going to lose in a few months when the people pushing them around with mandates shut everything down again, leading to a labor shortage, a coin shortage, and a host of other problems perpetuating the pestilence and the darkness it takes to perpetuate it.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021