A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jay: I have a PHD Nick: What could a moron like you have a PHD in? Jay:In your mom
A nice way of saying: "I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn." It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research.
Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation... Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate.
PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage
Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o
Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd