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Phelpsed

The act of being totally and utterly destroyed by your opponent. Although the loser may be absolutely "owned", ownage just doesn't do it justice. In Phelps' case, he "owned" world class athletes while at times making it look silly. You see being "owned" could mean that you fought a good fight- better luck next time. But to be Phelpsed is on a whole different level. In this instance, the loser was horribly defeated to the point that there was no purpose for his or her participation in the event.

The French got fucking phelpsed in the Olympics

by dhrdfggg August 26, 2008

Phelpsing it

To choke at the end of a race. Named after a choke by Michael Phelps to lose a race at the 2012 London Olympics.

The swimmer was Phelpsing it it by slowing up at the end of the race.

by Sajak July 13, 2014

Phelpsed

By way of photographic proof, catching someone doing something incredibly damaging to their own reputation and tagging them on Facebook. As in Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong.

"I had my junk tucked back between my thighs, and Jessica totally phelpsed me. Now that the picture is out there I will never land gainful employment.

by Doc_X February 19, 2009

Phelpsed

In reference to Michael Phelps. It means getting owned/faced/dominated.

Brian: "She gave me a fake number"

You just got Phelpsed.

by pksfnwla;nfk August 17, 2008

Phelpsed

Losing any kind of sports race by .01 of a second or less

"Did you see that Cavic dude at the Olympics? He just got Phelpsed."

by G4L FLIP August 21, 2008

Phelpsed

Phelpsed (verb)

1. The act of being totally and utterly destroyed by your opponent.

2. To be horribly defeated to the point that there was no purpose for your participation in the event.

Refers to the 2008 Olympics in Beijing in which swimmer Michael Phelps won eight gold medals, breaking a world record and decimating his competition so thoroughly that it required a word stronger than "own" or "pwn."

1. "All those other swimmers got Phelpsed."

2. "We won that game 50 to 0. The other team got Phelpsed!"

by Montressor August 26, 2008

Phelpsed

1. To be utterly shat on in any competition.

2. Losing so bad you shouldn't have even tried.

3. Being rejected by a stripper.

After Julie got phelpsed in beer pong she was wasted.

by Mace! August 18, 2008