A fork of Rural Dictionary
THERES A LITTLE BABY phoque WITH ITS MOTHER phoque
it means "big seal" in French but it sounds like "gross fuck" phonetically
*looks at picture of a seal* French guy: he looks like a grosse phoque
une coq phoque.... is sometimes used... wait... wut m i sayin... is always used in the form... TU EST UNE COQ PHOQUE. while this may lead u to sum trouble wit adults... u ken easily tell dem that it means U R A ROOSTER SEAL in french... so say it LOUDLY n PROUDLY!!!
tu est une coq phoque (they didn't let me use caps lok on dis part *rolls eyes*)
Origin: Baguette Language (French) Pronunciation: fœk noun seal
This is a cute baby Phoque with his ugly mother Phoquer
In English: “a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window. (v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door. (adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words. <<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>> When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together. Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?) A: Phoque U!
He really wanted to phoque it and thought it’d be easily phoquable; but this slit is just too gaping a hole to phoque! “To bad it doesn’t have that black hairy phoquing strip on it that doesn’t need further phoquing,” he thought, disappointedly :(
1) A very sophisticated word used by drunk Australians and Bri'ish in replacement for the most beautiful word of this lingua franca- FUCK. 2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
Derek- Look at that seal over there. Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE. Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.