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Pinkerton

The best music on earth.

Pinkerton rocks!

by phrubee November 21, 2003

Pinkerton

The act of putting a 1 finger in the "Pink" (Vagina) and the other in the "Stink" (Butthole)

I gave Sam the pinkerton last night.

by Adam Maxwell November 18, 2022

Pinkerton

Pinkerton is a large security company that increased fame for itself and the Weezer album of the same name by attempting to file a lawsuit against them. Before it was dropped, Pinkerton sales skyrocketed in anticipation of a recall and name change. This series of events is a substantial cause of the cultural decline in the late 90's and early 00's colloquially known as emo.

Ever since Pinkerton the world views America as a country of dandys, therefore not to be trusted. In the future the Pinkerton event will be viewed as the defining event in the fall of the American empire, as much as pomp and pageantry caused the fall of the British empire.

by Greg Larson October 09, 2005

Pinkerton

A pink-haired Mythic Hero character in Blizzard literature. Pinkerton is an elite ArcMage gnome and figures as the protagonist in many adventures.

Pinkerton was the greatest mage on Silvermooon.

by Darksalmon March 30, 2005

Pinkerton

The asshole of America.

Where is Billy from? Pinkerton. Oh that explains a lot...

by ThatsRightBilly January 24, 2012

Pinkerton

Someone who snorts cum. Yes out or in the nose, for fun, in accident, just because, they just love snorting cum.

Hey dude that girl snorted my cum last night, she’s such a Pinkerton!”

by TheSnorted April 02, 2020

[pinkerton]

When having sex, the female's explosion of anal gas set off a vibration and the male gets off from the vibrations.

Dick and Jane were having sex. Jane recovering from a mexican meal was being pounded so hard by Dick could hold back the gases, causing an explosion for Dick as well. Dick screamed "I love you baby and the Pinkerton" after he experienced the first of many pikertons. After that day she was required to eat mexican food before sex.

by DSNladies August 28, 2008