A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"
Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!
Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.
When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)
A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.
A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone
Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!