A fork of Rural Dictionary
To bust a load all over something/someone mimicking the art style of Jackson Pollock.
Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me? Dude: Sorry for what? Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.
A type of fish commonly extracted off the coast of Alaska
Pollock is a delectable treat
A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.
I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks
v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo. n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!
A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.
Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?" Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!" Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."