A fork of Rural Dictionary
when somebody consistently backs out of getting wasted, giving various excuses
me: Yo dude, lets go get wasted....
dc: nah i gotta chill with my gf
me: dude your a fucking poose
me: dude hows that dip treating you?
dc2: (pukes in 8 oz cup)
me: WHAT A POOSE!
A word that can be used to describe any situation whether its good, bad, funny, sad, hateful, loving, or spontaneous. May also be used as a verb. Basically you can substitute poose for any word known to mankind.
Who needs a dictionary? Got poose?
Good: "Nice ride man, that's so totally poose."
Bad: "Your moms a bitch." "Yeah, shes so poose."
Verb: "Dude, you just got poosed!"
A piss and a poop combined, Poose
I thought I just had to poop but it turned out I had to Poose
(pôô-ss)
1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".
1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"