A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.
'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'
When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid
Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?
The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis
I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip
friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?
friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?
friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night
friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.