A fork of Rural Dictionary
Potatoes is a term for weed. Created by some kids who were trying to talk about about there plans in class without anyone over hearing what they were talking about; instead of saying "hey, are we smoking tomorrow?" they would simply say, "hey, are we going to eat some potatoes tomorrow?".
we nomed on some potatoes
gross vegetable giving to children that tastes like mushed up shit.
child: I don't wanna eat these potatoes! parent: Com 'on, it's just like french fries! child: really? (takes bite) ewwww no its doesn't! this stuff is nasty!
Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.
From the "What's that Word" podcast...Bald men, redheaded men; Potato Potato.
The expression means: "Whatever!", with an ironic tone.
Phoebe: Even if the break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club. Ross: Divorced men's club. Phoebe: Potato, potato
A religion that is holy in all aspects. Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land. If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds. They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!" Average Man: "What do you mean?" Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly." Average Man: "..." *The room is filled with holy light. Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"