A fork of Rural Dictionary
what do you do when you are driving along and see a pothole? you try to avoid it. Same thing happens when you see a pothole person!
Also see speedhump
'Oh fuck, here comes that stupid pothole, let's go over there so he doesn't see us'
'Damn, Ryan is such a pothole, as soon as he walks up, everyone leaves.'
I have always thought that if you have a memory - you should also have a forgetery. Maybe that's what the pothole is - the forgetery.
As I get older, I keep losing words. It's like my internal dictionary is broken. Mid-sentence I will stumble and stutter and hope someone can fill in my blanks. For three full years I lost the word for potholes. Even when people told me I quickly forgot. I'd say, "You know those dents in the concrete, where the street sags."
When I told a friend about what happened, he started using the word "pothole" to explain whenever someone is at a loss for words. He says, "Musta dropped it in the pothole."
As I get older I lose my words to the pothole.
Whilst in a semi conscious sleep state, you scrat your anus, often leading to being second knuckle deep before you wake up shame ridden
Mark often wakes up to wash his hands in the dark after an evenings potholing
Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.
The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.