A fork of Rural Dictionary
the name for someone whose mode of communication is based on Pointing Out The Obvious, especially if irrelevant to the rest of the conversation.
Blair: What do the Parthenon, some illustrations by Leonardo Da Vinci, and some of Debussy's music have in common?
Josef: I don't know, what?
Bill: You are wearing brown today, Blair
Josef: Bill, stop being a poto and listen to the conversation!
Doggie position, coming on someone's back then sucking it up with a straw and blowing it back in their mouth.
I gave her a Potos recycler last night.