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prison

The most successful trade school in America.

I learned how ro boost cars in prison

by Zipbip November 13, 2015

prison

the only rent free,tax free and free food shelter in the world

Im tired of paying taxes i think i will go to prison and get tattoos and watch football instead.

by Donkster June 13, 2008

prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

by NewClear June 10, 2013

prison

A place you go in straight but come out gay. A place where you go in having a bitch but coming out being a bitch. The only place where a former tough guy becomes big Bubba’s bitch.

Prison is not a nice place to be.

by [email protected] March 31, 2008

prison

it think you did the wrong word you mean school right

prison=school

by beavertale June 02, 2021

prison

this is much better than school ~quiet kid

prison is much better than school

by B_ R_ U_ H September 21, 2021

prison

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER. Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.

Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.

by tatomuck1 March 29, 2009