A fork of Rural Dictionary
opposite of amateurboscis
that amareurboscis aint getting paid
Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off! I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release
We're all going to get together and take some proboscis doses together!