A fork of Rural Dictionary
Putch is a word that describes someone / something that is disgusting or unwanted, short for putchrid, except cooler.
"Damn, that bitch is putch"
Slang or term of endearment for pussy.
Sandra: "Angie, did you wash your putch today for your
date?"
Angie: Of course I did Sandra. I didn't want him to say,
Damn, she has a smelly putch."
The sneaky kapp putch is a term given to a sexual position where the man humps the womans mouth as she swallos. However it is more complicated than this as the man has to have a Hitler style moustarche and the position must occour in Munich Germany. Good luck!
The sneaky kapp putch first occured when hitler snared his first root!
An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.
Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!
CANADIAN PRARIE REGION URBAN SYNONYM FOR A VERY WORN-IN VAGINAL GAPE. THE PUTCH ITSELF IS TYPICALLY ACCOMPANIED BY AN AQUATIC TYPE OF ROTTED FETID SCENT, THE TYPE ONE WOULD GENERALLY ASSOCIATE WITH DECOMPOSING AQUATIC FLESH.
THAT ONE SLOPPY PUTCH BETWEEN BERTHAS PATCHY & HAIRY LEGS IS OUT OF MEDIEVAL TORTURE FOLKLORE