A fork of Rural Dictionary
There are two types of rachels. the one who no one really likes or notices, or the ones who are soo fuckin kool and are the most gorgeous, sexy, smart, and sweetest girls a youl ever meet. this rachel is the type that everyone loves to be around and can often be the life of the party. make sure u find this type of rachel in your life cuz she will make it complete. they are also the best in bed! yet no one can really get there hands on her for she has a boyfriend who she is absolutely in love with.
Wow i wish rachel would notice me..shes so beautiful..i love her
one of the sweetest most kindest person in the world who is always right. And she'll tell you so!She also really likes Larry the cable guy who is one of the biggest rednecks of our time!!!
I love you Mom!!!!
"Git-r-done" Larry the cable guy
The most beautiful girl in the world. So sweet, loving, and caring. Utter perfection.
She is definitely a Rachel.
she is a very different person, she drags you everywhere with her and ur basically her doll. you are a slave and she is the owner she makes you do everything she is too lazy too and its all about her ALL the time she is also kinda really very rude and doesnt care about others only about herself :)
Someone: Oh... god. It's rachel r. RUN!
Rachel: HEHHEHEHEHHE IM COMING
The most beautiful girl man has ever seen. A girl with the personality of a godess. She is the perfect girlfriend, and goes out of her way to please her man. She is so unbelievable funny and unique, any man would be so proud to be with her. She is perfect in every way, and is an example for all other girls in the world to follow.
Friend 1: "Dude, Rachel is pretty special. You're lucky!"
Friend 1: "Dude, Rachel is pretty special. You're lucky!"
Friend 2: "I know, I think I love her"
big fat white nasty-smelling fat bitch who took me off the motherfucking schedule with her big dirty white racist ass Oompa Loompa bitch I'm coming for her and I'm gonna beat the shit out of her
"This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch watch I'm coming to fuck you up cause you got me fucked up gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry was shit bitch you aundry since the first day I came up there talking about a bitch that had on pajamas but you walking around here in some ten dollar ass jeans on dirty dusty white bitch sit up there behind that counter smelling like cheese bitch stinky fat white ass bitch