Country Dictionary

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repent

saying a couple hail mary's or our father's to get out of excommunication.

Blarg, that stupid pope is making me repent cuz I had an abortion or two.

by D-Pope April 01, 2005

repent

A little bitch who always complains and moans about everything, even when they get their way, yet they do not know how much of a whiney bitch they are being.

Man, did you hear that repent, just wouldn't shut up.

by Fortissimus April 10, 2005

anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

repent sinner

The name of cards that are scattered around the lower mainland of B.C. It is believed that an old homeless man riding a bike spreads the card around.

There's another 'Repent Sinner' card.

by repent February 14, 2005

Repentant Trickster

A Repentant Trickster likes playing jokes and pranks on people, but often goes too far and hurts people. Thus ends up regretting he/she caused it.

I'm such a repentant trickster, I just don't know where to draw the line.

by breaking benjamin November 27, 2013

anal repentive

the wave of religion-based guilt experienced by some homosexual males after sex

Trevor and I went back to my place and had a great time last night, but then he got all anal repentive on me and had to leave.

by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009

The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah Osullivan)

Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?” Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023