A fork of Rural Dictionary
To lay in bed and play with your butt-hole hairs.
Laying in bed while vigorously fiddling the coarse hairs around his anus, Seth suddenly realized that he had missed work release. Seth continued to resh.
When an unlucky man decides to sit down on his dick and manages to get a ball of ass fudge stuck in his urethra... This is said to be more painful then to shoot 50 kidney stones out at once.
Jabari: Yo mah NIGGUH! Ya gotta help a brothah out, I think I got sum SHIT in my D piece.
Derisha: Thats fuckee....
Shawnniqua: Look like mah main nig got a bad case of the penial resh.
When your gramma smells like poo but its not gay cuz its your dog. Rolled in poo!