A fork of Rural Dictionary
an off brand gangsta the roadman love to roam london and stab people
a lot of people who think they are roadman are year sevens
central c is a roadman
A primitive species in terms of it's intelligence. Reports suggest that the average of a road man goes something like this:
"oohga booga cave man brain ooga booga plant make me feel fun ooga bhooga fuck plant illegal ooga bhooga"
Person 1: "Oi look over there Person 2, it's a roadman!"
Person 2: "Bet they're as thick as hell"
A dumb cunt who have most likely have less than 5 brain cells
Jerry: Do you want to fucking fight cunt!?
Me: wow you're such a roadman
brother species to the chav. A roadman’s true love is the iconic north face black puffer jacket paired with some nike sweats and air max 97s. Chav girls love to date the roadman who acts the most hard. Use phrases such as “safe 1 my g” and “init bruv”.
Girl: Do you think he’s a chav?
Roadman: Nah fam I ain’t no chav init, look at my north face jacket bruv.
Girl : Wow he acts so hard I love it.
The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits
You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate