A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.
Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.
A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts. The New Roster's dinner statement, Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...) OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT. I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand. First order of business: EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all. Second order of business: I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so. Third order of business: The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this. I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out. *EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return. GOOD JOB EVERYONE. YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS. this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention. Literally - Shit List. Alternatively: Catalog of Crap
Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning." Philo: "What kind of rooster?"
Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case. The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster." "I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.
Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.
The ugly as shit girl that hangs out with all the hot chicks so the hot chicks look hotter
“Did you see Becky hanging out with the hot chicks?” “ Oh that bitch looks like she got hit by a truck she’s a total roster filler.”