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1 of 3 Sacred Relics of the "Internet", the router is a mysterious electronic eidolon bridge frequently used to improve the "Man Cave" (Inner Sanctum) of Gamers, Tech support buildings, and your house, if you like fast internet. Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party" (If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)

Jamal: Man I'm trying to find a router, got anything like a new Linksys? Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.

What Seth F. uses to clean his toes. Also known as a Grouter or the oppisite of whatever you say it is.

J: Wow Seth, your toes are icky. Clean them. S:I know I need to use a router to grouter them. R: What?

PS5

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it... only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet

Wanna play some router wars?

There Once Was a Race of GTA Player Referred to as Router MAN Legend Says Their Internet Was So Bad That They Could Teleport Anywhere Instantly to Gain The Advantage in Any Situation They Were The First to Unlock The Teleportation Skill

Aye He A Router-Man

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!