A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you find this specific rule #, you are now being watched by the FBI. In order to not be taken away, you must follow rules 1-1000 for at least 2 years. NO EXEPTIONS.
Man: there's a rule -5 on here? *knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!!!!
Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"
Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days. Me: Rule of 5. Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you. Me: Rule of 5.
“Show no love. Love will get you killed.” Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation? Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”
Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold! Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on. Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool
"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party." "Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk." "Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly. "Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk." "Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.