A fork of Rural Dictionary
Un-ironed, scruffy and messy clothing; often worn while suffering after a heavy drinking session the night before. Particularly applies to junior employees in menial, low-paid, "McJobs".
Manager - You're looking very runkled this morning Dave!
Dave - Fuck off, my head hurts.
The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.
"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."
When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.
From the verb: to runkle.
To forcefully grab a man by his balls and verbally abuse him.
My brother wouldn't shut up, so I runkled him so hard he had to get sutures in his scrotum.