A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.
Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!
guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary
guy 1- what?
guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.
An online resource to consult when confronted with colloquialisms originating from rural areas.
The old geezer told me his wife had to go take a dunk 'cuz he just finished giving her a chicken-house slide.
I googled "chicken-house slide" on the rural dictionary at www.ruraldictionary.com and discovered that a chicken-house slide is a synonym for a Cleveland Steamer
Obviously, there's no such thing!
Dude, why would you look up rural dictionary in the urban dictionary?
Dictionary for rednecks.
Fertile -
Definition from Urban Dictionary:
"The ability to create children through intimate contact with the opposite sex, usually resulting in the male inserting his penis into...".
Definition from Rural Dictionary:
"Fertile's the word for land thats great for our season of...(THE REST IS UNREADABLE DUE TO A BIRD CRAP STAIN)"
A dictionary that is not nearly as urban and cool as Urban Dictionary. It can also describe words that used to be urban, but have now become cool in rural farming communities.
Dagnabit would be found in the Rural Dictionary, for it is not Urban.
A site that mostly contains nothing but redirects to Urban Dictionary
I went to Rural Dictionary
A mug that turns into a The Urban Dictionary Mug when you touch it!
I touched my "The Rural Dictionary Mug" and it turned into the darn The Urban Dictionary Mug