A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fantastical presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth and Russell Brand's Got Issues.
Russell Brand's views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that Bob Geldof gave him six thumbs up.
An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.
The lucky bastard that married Katy Perry.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand? Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry! Guy 1: Me too!!
An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.
A phrase mainly used by slutty teen girls referring to how badly they wish they could make intercourse with the average looking, dismally dressed comedian/actor Russell Brand.
Saku: "How was anal with Graham last night?" Danielle: "Yeah it was going ok until I shouted Russell Brand me in the bum"
When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago" "Fuck off you little whore"