Country Dictionary

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!” “My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2. Me: Why? Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write. How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.