A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scar is an amazingly funny, helpful, and loyal individual! Their loyalty will never be questioned and they will be by your side at all times. In the event that you are fortunate enough to meet them, you will be unable to let them go once you have.
"Hey Scar how was your weekend?"
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
Throwing your brother off a cliff while you proclaim to him "Long live the king"
Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?" Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"
the mark thats left after u get a nasty ass cut from your last knife party
Scars are souvineres you never loose
What manly men show each other at night (especially when drunk) as a show of courage, strength, and testosterone. Oftentimes accompanied by a story that often involves a bar fight of some variety, even though 90% of scars are just from surgery or other non life threatening factors. So just about every story is complete BS or the facts are really out of proportion.
Drunk Redneck 1: *Points to lengthy scar across chest* See this one? I had to beat the shit out of a bear with my hands to get that one. Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg. *long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
Murdering piece of shit! Killed Mufasa in The Lion King. Piece of shit excuse of a lion.
if it wasn't for scar, that murdering piece of shit, Mufasa would still be around.