A fork of Rural Dictionary
The biggest sexiest beast you have ever met. Seduces women by taking them to the bookstore. Reads before basketball games to hype himself up.
Damn… Big Schatz took my five sisters to the bookstore on the same night.
When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
A person who talks shit online but is a pussy in real life. But sometimes he can be cool.
Did you see that Cole Schatz in the group chat?