A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.
Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.
A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.
He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!
verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.
noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.
verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.
noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.
A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.
Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.
An award for one who polishes boots to perfection.
After nearly 5 years, Shooter's Supervisor decided it was time for him to receive the Schmidt.