Country Dictionary

A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class

omg schneider is so hot

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.

Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.

Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.

Jeff always says such funny shizzle. He is such a schneider.

Avi Schneider has a tiny penis

Avi Schneider looked down and tried fingering his pussy.

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.

"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"