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schneider

Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so it is someone who lives in Germany.. and is trying to make a living by making shoes while running away from the nazi's in the shoes they have made. it is also someone who knows how to pronounce many consonants in a row in a single word, without sounding like a dumbass

Taylor means shoe-maker in English, and Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so sucks if your name is Taylor Schneider

Schneider is pronounced SHHHHneider....NOT ssssssneider

by SOMEONEschneider April 03, 2008

Schneider

A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class

omg schneider is so hot

by janiola November 05, 2018

Schneider

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.

Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.

by lilbuddha August 12, 2011

Schneider

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.

Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.

by iloverainbows<3 June 24, 2018

Schneider

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

by ahoykatiemeowa October 18, 2011

schneider

Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.

Jeff always says such funny shizzle. He is such a schneider.

by KingMotan November 10, 2010

Schneider

Avi Schneider has a tiny penis

Avi Schneider looked down and tried fingering his pussy.

by Dr MJ March 05, 2020