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schnozberries

One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers

"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."

by guynamedrob October 14, 2005

schnozberries

Famously quoted from the 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory a schnozberry (snozberry) literally refers to the particulates (berries) that come from a nose (schnoz) i.e. boogers, snot-rockets, nostral-turds, funky junk from the face-trunk, etc.

Stan: Did you see the size of that nose?
Lou: He couldn't pick those schnozberries with a backhoe!

by diogenes_ifyouplease September 08, 2011

Schnozberry

A lover of Man-Meat. Especially happily married men with two children and a rape-dungeon underneath their house.

Preston is such a schnozberry... Did you see that dude he was trying to bang?

by DoobZilla March 24, 2011

schnozberrie

A schnozberrie is slang for boogers,or the berries that grow inside your schnoz

"The Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries" Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

"Dude,did you see the size of that Schnozberrie I pocked and flicked at that nerd in class?"

by pooperscooper666 March 04, 2010