A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.
"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;
A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.
Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.
Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.
I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.
A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)
His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.
a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean
"that girl is such a scrumpet"
"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"
"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"
A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.
shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?