A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
*Driving*
Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"
Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"
To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch
“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”
When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.
I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.