A fork of Rural Dictionary
September 2nd is national shut up francis day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named francis tells said person to shut up.
"Hey shut up francis!"
"What the fuck man?"
"No hate it's just national shut up francis day. Because it's September 2nd"
"Oh"
A depressing day that once made people really happy but now makes them kinda fuckin sad
Person: Oh I love september 2nd!
other person: oh go fuck yourself Latricia!
This is the day a beautiful and smart person was born.
Oh yea she was born on September 2nd
Slap tity day without getting in trouble 😈
Slap tity day on September 2nd
national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.
babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.
people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life
"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("